Jad Fair & Yo La Tengo - Strange But True (1998) (CD)

1 Helpful Monkey Wallpapers Entire Home 2:06
2 Texas Man Abducted By Aliens For Outer Space Joy Ride 2:37
3 National Sports Association Hires Retired English Professor To Name New Wrestling Holds 2:33
4 Dedicated Thespian Has Teeth Pulled To Play Newborn Baby In High School Play 1:38
5 Three-Year-Old Genius Graduates High School At Top Of Her Class 1:17
6 Embarassed Teen Accidentally Uses Valuable Rare Postage Stamp 2:49
7 Principal Punishes Students With Bad Impressions And Tired Jokes 1:24
8 Retired Grocer Constructs Tiny Mount Rushmore Entirely Of Cheese 1:51
9 X-Ray Reveals Doctor Left Wristwatch Inside Patient 0:50
10 Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert By Mistake #2 1:01
11 Retired Woman Starts New Career In Monkey Fashions 1:35
12 Circus Strongman Runs For PTA President 3:19
13 High School Shop Class Constructs Bicycle Built For 26 1:31
14 Clumsy Grandmother Serves Delicious Dessert By Mistake #1 1:22
15 Ohio Town Saved From Killer Bees By Hungry Vampire Bats 2:26
16 Nevada Man Invents Piano With 21 Extra Keys 1:10
17 Clever Chemist Makes Chewing Gum From Soap 2:00
18 Minnesota Man Claims Monkey Bowled Perfect Game 1:34
19 Ingenius Scientist Invents Car Of The Future 1:29
20 Car Gears Stick In Reverse, Daring Driver Crosses Town Backwards 1:48
21 Shocking Fashion Statement Terrorizes Town 1:56
22 Feisty Millionaire Fills Potholes With Hundred-Dollar Bills 2:41